Jokes By Kids

From anonymous, 11 years old, Australia

What did the duck say to the shopkeeper?

Put it on my bill!

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From Maybalenia, age 11, Hollywood, California

What can run, but not walk?

Your nose!! (Ha Ha Ha!!!!!)

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From Bryce Artyamsoal, 3 years old

What does a belt do under pressure?

It buckles!

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From Zekaria, 8 years old, Virginia, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

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From Gomboc Artur, 11 years old, Portland.

What do you call a dolphin living in Miami?

By its name!

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From an anonymous reader

What is a forum?

Twoum + twoum.

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