Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?
Because it knows it by heart.
What did the teacher cow say to a cow’s 100 percent paper?
MOO-tastic!
What part of a monkey has more hair?
The outside!
Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, he never told me!
Why did the skeleton not want to go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with!
