Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns are no use!
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A milk SHAKE!
What did the road say to the car?
You crack me up!
