What did the ghost say to the girl?
“You’re bootiful!”
What did the flea say to the other flea?
Do you want to walk or take the dog?
What did the water say to the horse?
Why the long face?
Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride!
What do you call a fly that has no wings and can’t fly?
A WALK!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A tyrannosaurus hex!
