What’s cute, fuzzy and bright purple?
A koala holding it’s breath!
How do you make one vanish?
Add a g at the beginning and its gone!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?
Because it knows it by heart.
What did the teacher cow say to a cow’s 100 percent paper?
MOO-tastic!
What part of a monkey has more hair?
The outside!
