Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ya.
Yahoo!
A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”
God replies: “Sure. Just give me a second.”
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What do aliens eat when they go camping?
Martian mallows!
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!
What game do crocodiles play?
Snap!
