Why does Santa wear a red suit?
So he can match his cheeks!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
because….He didn’t PEEL well!!!
What do turtles use to communicate?
SHELLphone!!!
Why do Gorillas have such big nostrils?
Have you seen their fingers?
A doctor- You have to take two spoonfulls oof this medicine in the morning, afternoon and nght.
The patient looks puzzled.
Doctor- Is there any problem?
Patient- But doctor I have only one spoon at home!
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
Don’t talk about yourself!
