What part of a monkey has more hair?
The outside!
Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, he never told me!
Why did the skeleton not want to go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with!
What do witches put in their hair to frighten little kids on Halloween?
Scare spray!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Wood
Wood Who?
Wood you let me in please?
