How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell; that’s why I knocked!
What is a duck’s favorite food?
Cheese and quackers!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns are no use!
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!
