Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s leg!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell; that’s why I knocked!
What is a duck’s favorite food?
Cheese and quackers!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns are no use!
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
