Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A milk SHAKE!
What did the road say to the car?
You crack me up!
What is in the centre of America?
The letter “R”.
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SO UPSET?
HE HAD TOO MANY PROBLEMS!
What do you call to dinosaurs that mean the same thing?
Thesaurus!
