Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A milk SHAKE!
What did the road say to the car?
You crack me up!
What is in the centre of America?
The letter “R”.
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SO UPSET?
HE HAD TOO MANY PROBLEMS!
