Why did the football player go to the Bank?
To get his Quarter back!!!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
I think it’s pasture bed time.
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Gee-i’m-a-tree!
Why did the singer jump into the middle of the road?
He wanted to get a hit!
Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bearfoot
