Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride!
What do you call a fly that has no wings and can’t fly?
A WALK!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A tyrannosaurus hex!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road??
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
What did the man eating fish use for barbeques?
Spear Ribs
What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?
Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
