What do you call to dinosaurs that mean the same thing?
Thesaurus!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
What shakes and is edible?
An Earthcake!
What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?
Launch!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ya.
Yahoo!
A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”
God replies: “Sure. Just give me a second.”
