What do aliens eat when they go camping?
Martian mallows!
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!
What game do crocodiles play?
Snap!
Why does Santa wear a red suit?
So he can match his cheeks!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
because….He didn’t PEEL well!!!
What do turtles use to communicate?
SHELLphone!!!
