How do you make one disappear?
Add a n or g to the begining to make it none, or gone!
What did the chipmunk with a parrachute say to the flying squirrel?
“See, I can fly, but all you ever do is glide!”
A boy in camp wrote:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need.Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy
Parents wrote:
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.Please write aNOther letter soon.Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.Please write aNOther letter soon.Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A man was on holiday. He got a text from his butler saying, “Your cat’s dead.” He flew back to England and told the butler that if anything similar ever happened like that again, he was to brace him by telling him in stages, like the first text saying, “Your cat is stuck on the roof”, the second saying, “Your cat fell off and is at the vets”, and the third saying, “Your cat’s dead.” “Ok ,” said the butler. Three weeks later he went back on holiday and got a text from the butler. It said….
Your mother is stuck on the roof and can’t get down!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
