What do turtles use to communicate?
SHELLphone!!!
Why do Gorillas have such big nostrils?
Have you seen their fingers?
A doctor- You have to take two spoonfulls oof this medicine in the morning, afternoon and nght.
The patient looks puzzled.
Doctor- Is there any problem?
Patient- But doctor I have only one spoon at home!
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
Don’t talk about yourself!
April flowers bring May flowers.
May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How do you get a pumpkin to turn into another vegetable?
You throw it up in the air: then squash!
