What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!
Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
How do skunks call each other up?
On their smell phone!
Why was it hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans left.
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
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