A man lived across from a hospital. One day, he needs to go to the hospital. To go to the hospital, he must go through a road which cars are very fast. One step and he will get knocked down. What should he do to get to the hospital?
He just need to take one step and the ambulance will bring him to the hospital.
Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?
STOP IMAGINING!!
Hey Ernie do you want some Ice Cream?
Sure, Bert!
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
What do wolves do at midnight parties?
They have a howling good time!
What did the cow use for his math homework?
A cow-culater