What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you, abby birthday to you…
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s the cat’s favorite color?
PURR-PLE
Why did the nurse tiptoe to te cupboard?
So she did not wake the sleeping pills.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
“Catch you later”
