What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Gee-i’m-a-tree!
Why did the singer jump into the middle of the road?
He wanted to get a hit!
Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bearfoot
How do you make one disappear?
Add a n or g to the begining to make it none, or gone!
What did the chipmunk with a parrachute say to the flying squirrel?
“See, I can fly, but all you ever do is glide!”
