What did Columbus do after he crossed the Atlantic?
He dried his clothes.
What do you call a baseball pitcher who sticks his right hand in the lions mouth?
LEFTY.
Where does cupid keep his drawings?
In the heart museum!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
How does a cow add?
It adds one number to the udder.
What do football players eat soup out of?
Super Bowls!
