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From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Cairo, Egypt

How is smeone polite?

He knocks at the fridge before opening it.
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Filed Under: People

From Alex, age 7, London

Why do bees hum?

because they forgot the words!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Jasmine, age 10, USA

What would the astronauts eat in space?

Milkyway!
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Filed Under: Space

From Jade, age 9, Rizal, Philippines

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?

Doughnut keep me waiting out here please!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Tripp, age 12, New York, U.S.

Two cupcakes are in an oven, the first one says,
“Boy, it sure is hot in here!”
Then, Turning around, the second one said…..

“Ahhhhhh a talking cupcake!”
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Filed Under: Food

From Gabby , age 10, Wisconsin, usa

Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?

He didn’t carry his trunk!
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Filed Under: Elephant

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