In California when a bridge falls, whose fault is it?
Everyone knows, it is San Andreas’ fault!
What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
A guitarrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a kid who naps a lot?
A kidnapper! Call the police!
How is smeone polite?
He knocks at the fridge before opening it.
Why do bees hum?
because they forgot the words!
What would the astronauts eat in space?
Milkyway!
