Two cupcakes are in an oven, the first one says,
“Boy, it sure is hot in here!”
Then, Turning around, the second one said…..
“Ahhhhhh a talking cupcake!”
Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?
He didn’t carry his trunk!
So a guy walks into a bar…
OUCH!
What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car wind shield?
It’s butt!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
A POLICE INVESTIGATOR
A police investigator who?
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!
What fruit likes roller coasters?
Ki-Wheee!
