What did the oak seed say when it floated down river to grow?
Gee-I’m-A-Tree!
So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
Why is santa so fat?
Duh, because all of the cookies!
What happens when a dime knocks on a door?
He breaks his nickels!
Why are there no Easter carols?
The Easter bunny likes hip hop!
Doctor I need glasses!
Yea you do cause you’re in the pizza parlor!
