Jokes By Kids

So you and your friends go to heaven. One is named Phil and the other Jack. God said not to step on the purple cloud or something bad will happen.jack fell and he stepped on the purple cloud and he had to go out with a ugly girl.Same thing happened to Phil but he had to go out with a uglier girl. Finally you stepped on the purple cloud and a really pretty girl appeared.

One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”