Jokes By Kids

From Rhaiel, age 11, California, America

What did the pink panther say when when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant!

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From Marissa, age 9, NJ

What is a frog’s favorite dance?

HIP-HOP!

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From Paul, age 9, China

2 fish are in a tank one says to the other……

“Do you know how to drive this thing?”

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From Issac, age 10, Ashtonfield NSW, Australia

What kind of turtles and are easy to see?

Green See Turtles

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From Savannah, age 8, U.S.A

What ends everything ?

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From Phoebe, age 10, U.S.A

What is a penguin’s favourite aunt?

Aunt Arctica!

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