What would the astronauts eat in space?
Milkyway!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting out here please!
Two cupcakes are in an oven, the first one says,
“Boy, it sure is hot in here!”
Then, Turning around, the second one said…..
“Ahhhhhh a talking cupcake!”
Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?
He didn’t carry his trunk!
So a guy walks into a bar…
OUCH!
What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car wind shield?
It’s butt!
