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From Lilly, age 10, Brum, England

A boy joined a new school. He was 5. His new teacher asked,
“Can you read and write?” he replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pen and some paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
“What does that say?” asked the teacher?

“How would I know, I can’t read!” exclaimed the boy.
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Filed Under: School

From Elizabeth, age 10, United States

What do puppies get at the movie theater?

Pupcorn
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From Rhaiel, age 11, California, America

What did the pink panther say when when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Marissa, age 9, NJ

What is a frog’s favorite dance?

HIP-HOP!
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Filed Under: Frog

From Paul, age 9, China

2 fish are in a tank one says to the other……

“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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Filed Under: Animal

From Issac, age 10, Ashtonfield NSW, Australia

What kind of turtles and are easy to see?

Green See Turtles
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Filed Under: Turtle

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