What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
Whenever Ben went to school everyone clipped their noses. One day he asked his classmate, “Why do you clip your noses whenever I come to class? His classmate answered that his socks smell very bad. The next day when he came to school everyone clipped there noses again. He said…
What is the matter today? I am wearing new socks today. The old ones are in my pocket.
How do you get to the dentist on Christmas?
Take the Molar Express!!
Why was the math book so upset?
Because it had lots of problems
What did the vampire say when he had a cold?
Darn, I can’t stop coffin!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who
When Will You Ketchup
