What does a skeleton take for a cold?
Coffin drops!
Why do we drink tea?
Because we cannot eat it.
What’s black and white, black and white and black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
WITCH YOU LET ME IN ALREADY?
What is an alien’s favorite key on the computer?
The space bar!
There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,
“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
