What is an alien’s favorite key on the computer?
The space bar!
There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,
“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
WHY DID THE FROG SAY ‘MEOW’?
BECAUSE HE WAS LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!!
What is the fastest moving thing?
Catch Up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
