Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
One, after that it’s not empty!
What did Queen Victoria say when she found out about a yo-yo?
I AM NOT AMUSED!
WHAT DID THE SCALE SAY?
To be continued…
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A tromBONE
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are cheetahs!
