Why was the Egyptian boy worried?
Because his daddy turned into a mummy!
With what does a rabbit fly?
Hareplane!
Who will jump off the Empire State Building first-the dime or the quarter?
The dime because it has less cents!
What’s the easiest way to catch a rabbit?
Get someone to throw it to you.
What do people say when they are at the salad bar?
Lettuce begin!
What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
