Here’s another interesting book title: “Race To The Outhouse” by these authors:
Will E. Makit and Betty Wont !
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the water I’m dwowning
What do stop signs say?
They don’t talk!
What is the wettest animal in the world?
A raindeer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side because he saw a cute CHICK on the other side!
What is cold, white as snow, and travels through time?
The ghost of Christmas past!
