You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.
Does that make you a cereal killer?
Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Friend 3: You get off subject !
What is the best time to have a parade?
March
Why is Santa Claus scary?
Because he has claws!
Why Does Santa Love The Beach?
Because People Call Him Sandy Clause *<:-)
A guy goes into a building.He sees lots of little people with lots of toys. They seem to be children. There are beds and everybody has pointy ears. There is a elderly woman in charge of the whole thing wearing a long blue robe.
“Where am I?” he askes the woman. She replies:
An elfanage!
