What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
SHELL-arious ones!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the vampire need medicine?
Because he couldn’t stop coffin!
What does a caterpillar say whan another caterpillar steps on it’s toe?
My foot, my foot, my foot!
What begins with R, ends with R, and is full of many Rs?
A pirate ship!
Why did Tony go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!