Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?
His teacher told him to hit the books.
What animal is a great artist?
VanGoat!
If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
Frost Bite!
Why did the red light turn green?
Beacause he had to go!
‘Waiter,will the pizza be long?’ asked the customer.
‘No,sir it will be round.’ replied the waiter.
Where do fish get their money?
Riverbank!
