Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!
What is a ticks’ favorite game?
Tic tac toe!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
Why was the ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too!
What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What’s black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Coal!
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