Where do fish get their money?
Riverbank!
A woman went into the bakers shop and said, “I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied;
“Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son.”
Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?
Teacher: That’s correct.
Why did the booger cross the world?
Because he kept getting picked on
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!
Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the game?
In case he got a hole in one!
