What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?
A CODFATHER!
Can giraffes have babies?
No, they can only have giraffes!
Rich people need it,
poor people have it;
if u eat it u will die!
What is it ?
NOTHING!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
