What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
If ten rabbits are all lined up in a row and they all take one step backwards…What do you get?
A receding hare line!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe!, Hoe!, Hoe!
What do you call two penguins together?
Pengtwins!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
What planet are cats most afraid of?
Pluto!
