Why was Christopher Colombus a crook?
Because he double-crossed the Atlantic Ocean.
What did the bird say to the losing army?
Re-tweet!
What do you call a ghost mother and father?
Transparent!
How is a cat at a beach the same as Christmas?
Sandy claws!
Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?
Yes, because a building can’t jump!
If a tree checked his watch, what time would it be?
Tree o ‘ clock!
