Why did the man freeze his money?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner handle and let me in!
What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano?
I LAVA you!!
What did one snow woman say to the other snow woman?
Does this carrot make my head look big?
Why is it so easy to wiegh a fish?
Fish have there own scales
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
