Where do cows get their milk?
From the Milky Way!
What is snake’s favourite subject?
Hisssss-tory
Phone: Brring brring!
Man: Who’s there?
Phone: Hurd
Man: Hurd who?
Phone: Hurd my hand so can’t knock knock!
Ask your dog where Santa comes from when he’s in your house.
They’ll say roof, roof!
What do you call a bean that always lies?
a kid-me bean!
What do you do if you get coal in your stocking?
Use it for a barbecue!
