Who is a spider’s cousins?
A web-kinz!
What do pancakes and baseball players have in common?
They both have a batter.
Why did the horse go to the doctor?
Because he had hay fever.
What did maths say to science?
You’re lucky you don’t have problems!
What is a baseball player’s favorite place to be?
At home.
Why couldn’t the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
