Why couldn’t the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
How was the bomb feeling at the party?
He was having a BLAST!
Who steals the soap out of the bathroom?
The Robber ducky!
Do you Know the time?
No, we haven’t met yet.
There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
What is the biggest city?
Electricity!
