When’s a door not a door?
When its ajar!!!
A robber was in prison. He got a plastic soup spoon and dug a tunnel. When he got out he was in a playground. He screeched,”I’M FREE!!!” A little girl looked at him and said,
“So what, I’m four!!!”
Knock,Knock ?
Who’s There ?
Woodenshoe
Woodenshoe Who ?
Wooden shoe Like to Know
What do you call a house with a dress?
Address!
What do you get when you throw a cat out of the car window?
Kitty litter!
What do ghosts wash the hair with?
Shamboo!
