What do ghosts wash the hair with?
Shamboo!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because her class is so bright.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
I am still working on it
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Hop suey!
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Turkey!
What did the antelope say to the melon?
Can’telope tonight!
