Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe!, Hoe!, Hoe!
What do you call two penguins together?
Pengtwins!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
What planet are cats most afraid of?
Pluto!
Why was Christopher Colombus a crook?
Because he double-crossed the Atlantic Ocean.
What did the bird say to the losing army?
Re-tweet!
