Why is it so easy to wiegh a fish?
Fish have there own scales
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What is a pig’s favorite karate move?
The pork chop!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack,Quack,Quack
Friend One: Listen to this ringtone, it’s cool.
Friend Two: I don’t hear anything.
Friend One: It’s Silent Night!
