Where did the dead sick man go?
His cough -in!
Two fish were in a tank; what did the first fish say to the other?
How do you drive this thing?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stuck to the porcupine!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You nique up on it!
How many skinny people can fit in a bathtub?
I do not know ’cause they keep falling down the drain!
