What is a baseball player’s favorite place to be?
At home.
Why couldn’t the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
How was the bomb feeling at the party?
He was having a BLAST!
Who steals the soap out of the bathroom?
The Robber ducky!
Do you Know the time?
No, we haven’t met yet.
There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
