What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Swine flu you need Oinkment, and with Bird flu you need Tweetment!
What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
What did the square say to the old circle?
“Been around long?”
What did the ghost have for a snack?
Boo-berries!
How does the moon get the ice off it’s windshield?
It uses a skyscraper!
How do cows comunicate?
They use the Moo-rse code!
