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From Kira, age 8, Utah

What kind of shoes do spies wear?

Sneakers.
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Filed Under: Clothing, Kids, Shoe

From Sofia, age 10, Corpus Christi, Texas

One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.

Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”
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Filed Under: Doctor

From Jaxon, age 8, Williamsburg VA

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To get to the baa-baa shop!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

From Trinity, age 10, Florida

What did the Golden Retriever eat at his birthday?

Pupcakes!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Trin Trin , age 10, Florida

What did the frog order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal with some french flies and a croak!
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Filed Under: Frog

From Jalee, age 9, Hollywood

How do you repair a broken duck?

Duck-tape the quack.
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Filed Under: Bird

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